When I first looked at my apartment, I was informed that the fireplace is not to be used. Which was all well and good as far as I was concerned. A couple of days later a brilliant idea popped into my head.
The flames have velcro so that they could be detached from the logs if you decide you don't need a fire (like today when it's 80+ degrees), or be moved from one log to the other.
I realize this is completely ridiculous, but I love it.